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c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

"the best way to masturbate is to use someone elses mouth"
-confucius  (via riahhf)

profoundfuckery:

I know 1000 ways to say misery
At least
And 1000 more ways
To speak defeat
I know 1000 ways to cry
6000 ways to lie
1000 ways to lament
“Oh, oh I wish I could die”
I know 1000 ways to say pain
100,000 ways to mourn rain
1000 ways to regret
And 1000 ways to scream